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It’s never a good day when you find poop on your roof<\/a>.<\/p>\n

No one is going to go, “Hey, there’s some dookie on my roof, I think I’ll go buy some lottery tickets because clearly, everything is going my way.”<\/p>\n

At least, finding some leavings on top of your house usually doesn’t end in a run-in with a mountain lion … usually.<\/p>\n

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Bill Dabney of Pasadena was one of the unlucky few who had roof turds on his guest house that led directly to a big cat encounter.<\/p>\n

“I looked up, and I saw poop on the roof,” Dabney told KABC-TV<\/a>. “It was like four separate stools.”<\/p>\n

Now, I’m not into numerology, but those four separate stools may have been hinting at imminent danger … or it could’ve meant he was going to find something he had previously misplaced. Numerology usually has upsides and downsides like that.<\/p>\n

In this case, there was some imminent danger, and the guest house roof may not have ended up being the only thing with crap on it.<\/p>\n

“All of a sudden I look over and [there’s a] mountain lion staring at me,” Dabney said.<\/p>\n

Now, the implication here is that the mountain lion ripped a deuce on Dabney’s guest house. I think that’s probably the case, because I refuse to believe that anyone could discover four separate stools on their roof and then turn around and have a completely unrelated mountain lion encounter.<\/p>\n

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This mountain lion wasn’t hanging around to apologize or ask if anyone in the house could spare a square, either.<\/p>\n

“He was in the position mode, like he was going to spring,” Dabney said, before saying he immediately hightailed out of there. “Time to go!” he said. “I took off running<\/a>!”<\/p>\n

According to the report, there was another mountain lion sighting just days later, though it’s unclear whether it was the same cat.<\/p>\n

Of course, the dead giveaway would be if it got in on the act of leaving some presents at another guest house.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Source – https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/outkick-culture\/man-finds-poop-roof-wasnt-bad-enough-led-mountain-lion-encounter <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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