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There are times in life in which we get too caught up in the moment. We get too swept away in our own personal garbage to realize that all is not lost and everything is going to be just fine.<\/p>\n

Having a horny landlady who won\u2019t stop hitting on your boyfriend constantly isn\u2019t the end of the world. Especially if you take a step back and look at the big picture. It\u2019s not as bad as it sounds and it\u2019s certainly no reason to consider moving<\/a>.<\/p>\n

“My horny landlady won\u2019t leave my boyfriend alone. I keep catching her snuggling up to him; sitting on his lap and worse\u2026,” the concerned girlfriend wrote to the Daily Star.<\/u><\/a><\/p>\n

What could be worse than snuggling and sitting on his lap? How about she once caught her landlady teaching her boyfriend mouth-to-mouth in her apartment. The landlady had him pushed up against the wall.<\/p>\n

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“He was her captive. I pulled her off him with all my might. She claimed she\u2019d just returned from a First Aid course and was simply teaching him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation,” she explained.<\/p>\n

“Standing up? I\u2019m in no doubt that if I hadn\u2019t intervened then she would have wrestled him to the floor for full sex.”<\/p>\n

She turned some of her anger<\/a> towards her boyfriend, but it\u2019s not his fault. He never asked for any of this. He was trying to pick his girlfriend up for a date when this unprompted First Aid course took place.<\/p>\n

Another time the landlady showed up after a few drinks and threw herself at her boyfriend screaming, “I\u2019m horny. Service me.” She and a neighbor of hers had to throw the landlady in the shower to sober up.<\/p>\n

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Now here\u2019s where the real problem is. The apartment is great and the rent is cheap. She\u2019s close to work and her family. She doesn\u2019t “want to move out but this female bulldozer is making life very difficult<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

What does her boyfriend think? He made the mistake of admitting that he finds her hot and likes the attention. She\u2019s left feeling like she can\u2019t turn her back.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s missing the point if you ask me. There\u2019s more to this than cheap rent. Her boyfriend learned valuable tips about mouth-to-mouth resuscitation without having to seek it out. Who knows what other teachings the landlady has to pass along to him?<\/p>\n

Does she really want to selfishly stand between him and his chance to expand his knowledge?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Source – https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/outkick-culture\/catching-horny-landlady-teaching-boyfriend-mouth-mouth-sign-time-move <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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