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I\u2019ve had no intention of piling on Kristi Noem<\/a>.<\/p>\n

She did a terrible job, especially with ICE and FEMA, seemed obsessed with promoting herself\u2013whether at a Salvadoran prison or on horseback at Mount Rushmore\u2013and President Trump fired her<\/a>. He probably waited too long, but he did oust her as secretary of Homeland Security. End of story.<\/p>\n

Until now.<\/p>\n

300-PLUS ANGEL FAMILIES JUMP INTO MARKWAYNE MULLIN\u2019S DHS NOMINATION FIGHT IN UNEQUIVOCAL TERMS<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

I know this reeks of gossipy tabloidism, but it directly involves the ex-secretary and<\/a>, what makes it dead serious, it raises the prospect of blackmail. And it follows the romantic rumors that she has dismissed.<\/p>\n

The Daily Mail, which has amassed a ton of evidence, reports on the “secret life,” to use that headline-grabbing cliche, of her husband, Bryon Noem.<\/p>\n

There are several photos of Bryon Noem, sporting pink hotpants and enormous fake breasts.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Mail reporters interviewed several “fetish” models who claim to have had an online relationship with Noem, tied to women fantasizing about becoming Barbie dolls with gigantic curves (far eclipsing the actual skinny dolls). It\u2019s called “bimbofication.”<\/p>\n

The piece says Mr. Noem is said to have paid these women thousands of dollars for their services, sometimes making salacious requests. I\u2019ll spare you the unsettling\u00a0 details.<\/p>\n

Kristi\u2019s reps told the New York Post<\/a>: “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”<\/p>\n

The president told the Daily Mail he was surprised to hear the Noem family confirmed the shocking report into his lewd online behavior.<\/p>\n

“They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that\u2019s the case, that\u2019s too bad,” Trump said in a phone call.<\/p>\n

But here\u2019s the key part. Noem, says the Mail, made little attempt to conceal the extracurricular activities, giving women her husband\u2019s phone number with a voicemail message that identified his business.<\/p>\n

The main concern, and the reason this is newsworthy, is that Kristi could have been subjected to blackmail.\u00a0<\/p>\n

NOEM THANKS TRUMP FOR NEW SHIELD OF THE AMERICAS SPECIAL ENVOY ROLE AFTER DHS OUSTER<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Former CIA officer Marc Polymeropoulos<\/a> told the paper, “If a media organization can find this out, you can assume with a high degree of confidence that a hostile intelligence service knows this as well.”<\/p>\n

An editor at Glenn Beck\u2019s The Blaze said, “The entire GOP is full of degenerates, at this point probably more than Dems. And in this case, all of this was known long before she was appointed. It was an insane appointment.”<\/p>\n

All right, I think we\u2019ve all had enough of that.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s turn to the new DHS secretary, former senator Markwayne Mullin.<\/p>\n

As the New York Times<\/a> reports, “Mullin has worked toward a less flashy debut: briefing members of Congress on the effects of the government shutdown, attending White House meetings and doing a video talking up the people he now oversees. \u2018I think I have the greatest employees working at DHS. ever \u2014 I mean that sincerely,\u2019” he said in a video.<\/p>\n

Mullin still has to manage a mass deportation program<\/a> that has plummeted in public approval\u2013especially after the killing of two American citizens in Minneapolis. And he largely agrees with Trump\u2019s hardline views.<\/p>\n

FIRED DHS CHIEF KRISTI NOEM FACES CRIMINAL REFERRAL FROM CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

At his confirmation hearing, Mullin said: “My goal in six months is that we\u2019re not in the lead story every single day. “My goal is for people to understand we\u2019re out there, we\u2019re protecting them and we\u2019re working with them.”<\/p>\n

It will be a difficult balancing act \u2013 especially since, for the moment, DHS funding is frozen \u2013 except for TSA workers, by presidential decree \u2013 as the two parties can\u2019t agree on a way to resolve the partial government shutdown.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s clear is that the Kristi Noem era is over, with a new boss who wants to avoid headlines rather than seek them out.<\/p>\n

Footnote<\/strong>: Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> is taking heat for making disparaging remarks about Markwayne Mullin.<\/p>\n

“Let me make this very clear, I\u2019m not upset that the head of Homeland Security used to be a plumber. I\u2019m upset that he isn\u2019t still a plumber,” Kimmel said. “That’s right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now. It worked for Super Mario. Why not Markwayne?”<\/p>\n

This was widely criticized as denigrating the working class.<\/p>\n

“Secretary Mullin represents the best of blue-collar America<\/a>, and failed comedian Jimmy Kimmel chooses to ridicule him for it,” a DHS spokesperson told Fox.\u00a0<\/p>\n

What\u2019s more, Mullin took over the debt-ridden family company and expanded it into a major regional operation, including real estate and environmental services.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Kimmel doubled down, despite the criticism. “I wouldn\u2019t put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn\u2019t call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet. OK? We all have our areas of expertise.”<\/p>\n

Jimmy just has a tin ear on this one.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Source – https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/media\/kristi-noem-devastated-story-about-her-husbands-online-activities <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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