{"id":114337,"date":"2025-12-19T14:08:17","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T19:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cablemanpro.com\/wallstreetpr\/nfl-journeyman-cracks-hilarious-joke-about-why-he-didnt-return-to-league-like-philip-rivers-114337"},"modified":"2025-12-19T14:08:17","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T19:08:17","slug":"nfl-journeyman-cracks-hilarious-joke-about-why-he-didnt-return-to-league-like-philip-rivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cablemanpro.com\/wallstreetpr\/nfl-journeyman-cracks-hilarious-joke-about-why-he-didnt-return-to-league-like-philip-rivers-114337","title":{"rendered":"NFL journeyman cracks hilarious joke about why he didn&#8217;t return to league like Philip Rivers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/person\/philip-rivers\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Philip Rivers<\/a> knew what he signed up for when he joined the Indianapolis Colts last week.<\/p>\n<p>A semifinalist for the 2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/sports\/nfl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pro Football Hall of Fame<\/a> class, Rivers&#8217; eligibility was pushed back another five years after again becoming an active player. He will now be eligible to join Canton in 2031.<\/p>\n<p>Rivers, 44, played his first game in nearly five years last week and almost came out with a victory over the Seattle Seahawks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>CLICK HERE FOR MORE SPORTS COVERAGE ON FOXNEWS.COM<\/strong><\/a><i><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/person\/ryan-fitzpatrick\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ryan Fitzpatrick<\/a> was asked on Barstool Sports&#8217; &#8220;Pardon My Take&#8221; if he had ever considered a comeback, but the career journeyman, who played for nine teams, joked that he didn&#8217;t want to push back his Canton eligibility.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have contemplated, because I\u2019ve got one more year before my health insurance runs out,&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?si=MYr7BjLyFIRrORoR&amp;t=4305&amp;v=dOd_eYI7UiY&amp;feature=youtu.be\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Fitzpatrick said<\/a>. &#8220;So I have thought about that. That was a big deal for Philip, as we\u2019ve seen with the 10 kids.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But, for me, it just came down to: Do I want to reset the clock on my Hall of Fame eligibility? And I think that answer\u2019s no, you know? I think next year we\u2019ll see what happens there, and maybe after I don\u2019t get inducted into the Hall of Fame first ballot, I\u2019ll think about it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/rams-puka-nacua-issues-apology-after-outrage-over-antisemitic-act-youtube-stream-had-no-idea\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>RAMS&#8217; PUKA NACUA ISSUES APOLOGY AFTER OUTRAGE OVER &#8216;ANTISEMITIC&#8217; ACT ON YOUTUBE STREAM: &#8216;HAD NO IDEA&#8217;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rivers did, in fact, get an additional five years of health insurance from the league \u2014 it expires five years after a player&#8217;s retirement.<\/p>\n<p>Rivers was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/colts-philip-rivers-hopes-emotional-nfl-return-provides-inspiration\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">emotional after his first<\/a> game back, which ended in a loss to the Seattle Seahawks by way of a walk-off field goal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe it will inspire or teach not to run or be scared of what may or may not happen,&#8221; Rivers said after the loss about what his return could mean to those watching. &#8220;Hopefully, I think of my sons and those ball players that I\u2019m in charge of at the school, they\u2019ll say like, \u2018Crap, coach wasn\u2019t scared.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is doubt, and it\u2019s real. The guaranteed safe bet is to go home or to not go for it, and the other one is, \u2018Shoot, let\u2019s see what happens.\u2019 I hope in that sense that can be a positive to some young boys, or young people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rivers was 18-of-27 for 120 yards with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/philip-rivers-throws-first-touchdown-pass-since-2020-season\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">one touchdown<\/a> and one interception with a 73.1 passer rating in his return. He will likely get the nod against the San Francisco 49ers in a home game on Monday night.<\/p>\n<p><i><strong>Follow Fox News Digital\u2019s\u00a0<\/strong><\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FoxNewsSports_\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><i><strong>sports coverage on X<\/strong><\/i><\/a><i><strong>,\u00a0and subscribe to\u00a0<\/strong><\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/newsletters\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><i><strong>the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter<\/strong><\/i><\/a><i><strong>.<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/nfl-journeyman-cracks-hilarious-joke-about-why-he-didnt-return-league-like-philip-rivers\">Source &#8211; https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/nfl-journeyman-cracks-hilarious-joke-about-why-he-didnt-return-league-like-philip-rivers <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Philip Rivers knew what he signed up for when he joined the Indianapolis Colts last week. 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